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Johnny Depp

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The Resume

    (June 9, 1963- )
    Raised in Florida
    Starred in '21 Jump Street,' 'Edward Scissorhands,' 'Ed Wood,' 'Benny & Joon,' 'Donnie Brasco,' 'Sleepy Hollow,' 'From Hell,' 'Once Upon a Time In Mexico' and 'Pirates of the Caribbean'
    Won defamation lawsuit against ex wife Amber Heard, with a jury awarding $10.35 million in damages (June 1, 2022)

Why he might be annoying:

    He smokes.
    He was arrested for trashing a $1,200 per night hotel room in New York.
    He suffers with anxiety.
    He ritualistically cuts into his arm to mark life landmarks.
    He was arrested in 1999 for fighting with the paparazzi in London.
    He has a tattoo on his right shoulder that says WINO FOREVER (after covering the 'na' when he broke up with Winona Ryder.)
    He has a tattoo of an Indian chief (he's part Cherokee) just below; his mother's name, 'Betty Sue,' on his left arm above the bicep.
    While on a plane to Vancouver, he was bitter about Hollywood and screamed: 'I fuck animals!'
    He looks like Helena Bonham Carter.
    Prior to lighting up a cigarette on 'The Actor's Studio,' he apologized for poisoning himself.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He receive critical acclaim for his performance in 'Edward Scissorhand' and 'Pirates of the Caribbean.'
    He is often cast in Tim Burton's films.
    He received 4 Golden Globe nominations.
    He is ranked in People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World (1996 and 2001).
    He ranked #1, in Empire Magazine's 100 Sexiest Movie Stars of All Time.
    He ranked #67, in Empire Magazine's Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time.
    He was honored by People Magazine as the Sexiest Man Alive (2003).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 1261 Votes: 54.64% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 435 Votes: 48.51% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 218 Votes: 45.87% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 954 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2298 Votes: 65.23% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1109 Votes: 63.84% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1701 Votes: 47.21% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 586 Votes: 52.73% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 120 Votes: 48.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 551 Votes: 52.27% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 495 Votes: 68.48% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 2870 Votes: 46.03% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 2364 Votes: 43.78% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 1097 Votes: 43.57% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 644 Votes: 42.55% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 1308 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 6162 Votes: 57.48% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 3639 Votes: 44.08% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 7018 Votes: 42.18% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 4663 Votes: 43.88% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 7134 Votes: 35.34% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 6631 Votes: 46.33% Annoying