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Alana Beard

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (May 14, 1982- )
    Born in Shreveport, Louisiana
    Drafted second overall by the Washington Mystics in the 2004 WNBA Draft
    Shooting guard/small forward for the Washington Mystics (2004-11) and the Los Angeles Sparks (2012-19)
    WNBA Defensive Player of the Year (2017, 2018)

Why she might be annoying:

    She decided to call it quits after injuries derailed her 14th season in the WNBA (January 23, 2020).
    She admits to never leaving home without her bible, but admitted that she hated taking the Religion, New Testament class growing up, and admitted to the class being very boring. (Now that sounds like blasphemy?)
    She has been rumored to be romantically linked to female basketball player Liran Buchris. (But of course, she denies those rumors).
    Her favorite band/singer are Mary Mary and Usher.
    She has over 36 pairs of shoes, and admits to being a shoe freak and fanatic.
    She carries her bible with her everywhere she goes.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She resembles Naomie Harris.
    She is a tomboy.
    She was asked would she ever get a tattoo, and where? And she answered with a polite? 'I would never get a tattoo.' (Which explains why she has no tattoos nowhere on her body).
    She was asked if she could change one thing about herself, what would it be? She mentions her height.
    She owns a terrier.
    She enjoys doing yoga in her spare time.
    She attended Duke University, where she played basketball, and won the National Player of the Year Award in 2004.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    For 2023, as of last week, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying