The Resume

(August 28, 1958- )
Four-time US National Champion (1981, 82, 83, 84)
Four-time world champion (1981, 82, 83, 84)
World Professional Champion (1993)
Olympic gold medalist, men’s skating (1984)

Why he might be annoying:

He won the Olympic gold medal even though he made errors in his long program.
He has a high-pitched voice.
He mugs shamelessly when performing on the ice; the need for approval can be exhausting.
He gets overly excited when commentating.
He is shorter than most of the women he has dated.
He admitted in his biography to homophobia (since cured).
He also outed a couple of skaters who died from AIDS (they had decided to keep their sexuality private – thanks a lot, Scott).

Why he might not be annoying:

He was adopted.
He suffered from a rare intestinal disorder which kept his body from absorbing nutrients; though cured, it stunted his growth.
His mother died from breast cancer after seeing him compete in his first US National competition in 1977.
In 1997, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer, which he beat through surgery and chemotherapy.
He was diagnosed with a rare brain tumor which he is undergoing treatment for (2004).
He put up with teasing and bullying because of his height and his chosen sport.
He is always pleasant and gracious to fans and reporters.
He has worked very hard to enhance the image of male figure skaters; he created his ‘Stars on Ice’ tour for this reason.

Credit: Xer

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2007 Least Annoying 201-300 (Ranked: 252)
• Celebrity Apprentice 2 [2009] (Ranked: 15)
• Circus of the Stars: Performers
• Colorado Sports Hall of Fame Inductees
• Dana Carvey Impersonations
• David Spade Impersonations
• Dental Braces
• Figure Skaters
• Frasier [Call Ins]
• Guest Voices on King of the Hill
• Hollywood Square Celebrities [1998-2004]
• I Attended Bowling Green State University
• I Attended the William Shatner Roast [2006]
• I Became a Dad in 2003
• I Have a Brain Tumor [Menegioma]
• I Have Testicular Cancer
• I Married in 2002
• I was Adopted or Orphaned
• Jurors on Bruce Cutler's 'Jury Duty' [2007]
• Little People [5'3 and Shorter] - Male
• Look at Me, I'm Cold
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Beret
• Maurice Chevalier Impersonators
• Men Caught Weeping in Public
• Men With High Voices
• Michael McDonald's Mad TV Impersonations
• Mitt Romney for President Supporters and Endorsers [2012]
• Old Dads
• Pig Names
• Profiles 14501-14750 (Ranked: 14627)
• Skating with Celebrities [2006]
• Xer's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 84.62% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 93 Votes: 47.31% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 18.75% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 38 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 33 Votes: 42.42% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 67 Votes: 52.24% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 68 Votes: 51.47% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 2734 Votes: 46.23% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 3643 Votes: 35.44% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 1731 Votes: 69.73% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 2885 Votes: 51.51% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 260 Votes: 48.85% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 362 Votes: 43.37% Annoying