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Jazz Chisholm Jr.

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The Resume

    (February 1, 1998- )
    Born in Nassau, Bahamas
    Birth name is Jasrado Prince Hermis Arrington Chisholm Jr.
    Signed with the Arizona Diamondbacks as an international free agent in 2015
    Second baseman/outfielder for the Miami Marlins

Why he might be annoying:

    His actual name is Jasrado.
    His nickname gives off the impression he has an affinity for jazz music.
    He likes to dye his dreadlocks different colors.
    He was injury prone during the early stages of his career.
    He likes to showboat after hitting home runs.
    His decision to be named the cover athlete for ‘MLB 23: The Show’ didn’t sit well with both sport and video game enthusiasts, who felt he was undeserving of the honor.
    Some went as far as comparing him to ‘Madden 12’ cover athlete Peyton Hillis.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He began playing baseball at the age of 2.
    He is the grandson of longtime Bahamian national softball team member Patricia Coakley.
    He was the first Bahamian-born player to play in the MLB All-Star Game.
    He had the fastest sprint speed amongst middle infielders during the 2021 season.
    He voluntarily moved to the outfield, following the Marlins acquisition of Luis Arraez.
    He is the first player in the history of the Marlins franchise to appear on the cover of a video game franchise.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 58 Votes: 65.52% Annoying