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Tom Leykis

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Radio Personality

The Resume

    (August 1, 1956- )
    Host of a nationally syndicated radio show which primarily discusses relationships

Why he might be annoying:

    In a real asshole move he revealed the name of the alleged rape victim in the Kobe Bryant rape case (July 24, 2003).
    He warns people against getting married too early, yet he's been married four times.
    He often comes off as sounding chauvinistic.
    He endorses the 'Hail Mary,' which is designed for a man to convince a woman that he accidentally got her pregnant, so that she will get an abortion. The man tells the woman that he loves her very much and hopes to marry her and have kids in the future, but now is not a good time. He takes her to get an abortion, buys her an Egg McMuffin, then dumps her.
    He often allows his callers to request a sound effect to be played as he hangs up on them. These sounds are often morbid, such as 'JFK Junior Style' (plane crash) and 'Andrea Yates Style' (five splashes).
    His show was canceled on CHJM-AM (MOJO Radio, Vancouver) due to 'unduly sexually explicit material,' not for vulgarities but for simply expressing his views on women. He used this to show that Canada is not the 51st state that people say it is, and its citizens do not enjoy the freedom of expression that we do in the US.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His show is one of the few relationship-themed talk shows geared toward young males.
    He strongly advocates safe sex.
    He started out in radio as a late-night talk show host making 15k per year and became one of the most successful afternoon radio talk show hosts, making seven figures.
    He's not afraid to be controversial; he says men pay most of the bills, most attractive women are not very smart or educated, and when an attractive women gets married she chops off her hair, porks up, and rarely gives her husband sex because she doesn't have to compete with other women anymore.
    He is an excellent debater and many people who call to argue with him get frustrated and hang up.
    He often stresses that he speaks in generalities (i.e. not ALL attractive women are gold-diggers).
    He invented 'Leykis 101:' a way for men to get laid with the smallest amount of effort.
    Some 'Leykis 101' rules are:
    Never spend more than 40 dollars on a date.
    Dump a woman if you haven't had sex with her by the third date.
    Always make sure alcohol will be consumed on a date (no coffee or lunch dates).
    Never date single mothers or women with a lot of debt.
    If women think you're a jerk, that's good, because nice guys don't get laid.
    Put some Tabasco sauce in the condom after you're done using it, in case she tries to dig it out of the trash and impregnate herself with it.
    Go directly from the bar to the bed (or back seat of the car). If she wants to stop and get food along the way, you're not getting any so just give her your number and go home.
    Eat a hearty meal before you go out on a date with her. That way, when you take her out to dinner, you just eat a green salad and save money. No woman wants to eat more than you.
    When you go to the ATM, look for a receipt with a large balance, then bring it to the bar/club and write your phone number on it and give it to a hot chick.
    Do not enter a relationship unless she promises to use birth control and is willing to get an abortion in the event of pregnancy, and do not marry without a pre-nup.

Credit: AMH


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 59 Votes: 79.66% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 31 Votes: 83.87% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 55 Votes: 65.45% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 66 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 60 Votes: 76.67% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 125 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 258 Votes: 75.97% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 351 Votes: 69.80% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 566 Votes: 69.26% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1100 Votes: 69.64% Annoying