The Resume

(January 5, 1989- )
Born in Villa de Cura, Venezuela
Infielder for the Chicago White Sox (2011-12), Minnesota Twins (2012-18), Arizona Diamondbacks (2018-21), Milwaukee Brewers (2021) and the New York Mets

Why he might be annoying:

He only has an eighth grade education.
He is extremely short-tempered.
He went against his mother's wishes and preferred to play baseball over his academic studies.
He often skipped school to watch baseball games.
His baseball obsession was bad enough, that his mom had to hide his equipment, in order to keep him focused on school.
Despite being a switch hitter, he struggles with hitting from the left side of the plate.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was raised by a single mother, and began working at the age of 7 to help support his family.
He initially was a pitcher, before converting to the infield.
His signing with the White Sox was influenced by Ozzie Guillen, who encouraged the team to send him to their development camp, rather then release him outright as a way to keep him from returning to his crime-ridden neighborhood in Venezuela.
He is a versatile infielder, as he was able to play second base, third base and shortstop seamlessly.
He was the 11th Mets player to hit for the cycle, and first player to hit one at San Diego's Petco Park (June 6, 2022).

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Arizona Diamondbacks
• Baseball Players
• Breeders [Have 5 or More Kids] (Ranked: 5)
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 04]
• Goatees
• I Hit For The Cycle (Ranked: 2022)
• I Named My Kid After Myself
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Milwaukee Brewers
• Minnesota Twins
• Mustaches
• New York Mets
• Profiles 55001-55186 (Ranked: 55027)
• Raised by a Single Mom
• Short Fuses
• Suave Latinos

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying