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Jeff Petry

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Hockey Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    His name sounds close to that of the basketball player's.
    He was traded to the Canadiens for essentially nothing.
    He got his pinky finger caught in the photographers door after taking a hit from Paul Stastny in the North Division Finals (2021).
    He passed out after getting his pinky finger put back into place, which caused the blood vessels in his eyes to burst.
    His bloodshot eyes led people to assume he had either a severe allergic reaction or was partying way too hard on an off-day.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is the son of former Major League Baseball pitcher Dan Petry.
    He was a standout defenseman in all three of his seasons at Michigan State.
    He established himself as a shutdown presence on Montréal's blue line, which prompted former Oilers general manager Craig MacTavish to publicly say he later regretted his decision to trade him back in 2015.
    He opted to hold off on surgery following the pinky injury, opting to play through it for the rest of the Canadiens playoff run.
    He had a great sense of humour in regards to the jokes he received in regards to playing with his bloodshot eyes.

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying