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Hyde

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Musician

The Resume

    (January 9, 1968- )
    Birth name is Hideto Takarai
    Lead singer of Japanese rock band L'Arc~en~Ciel
    Starred in 'Moon Child (2003)' with Camui Gackt

Why he might be annoying:

    He had a very impressive vocal range but lost it due to smoking.
    He dyes his hair a lot.
    He is effeminate.
    He likes to wear spaghetti strap tops, a fashion normally worn by women.
    He pretentiously spells his name in capital letters.
    He confusingly calls himself Hyde, even though his name is pronounced 'Hai-do.'
    He cheesily licks his lips in photographs in an attempt to look sexy.
    He rarely smiles in photos.
    He looks like Shakira.
    He skipped over and mispronounced several words in his live performance of WHAM!'s 'Careless Whisper.'
    In a performance in Baltimore, he stunned the audience into a silence when he asked them if they ate 'crabs,' and it sounded like 'craps.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    His mother wanted him to be a girl so she dressed him as one when he was younger.
    He is partially colorblind.
    He plays guitar, saxophone, and harmonica.
    His band, L'Arc~en~Ciel, is one of the most successful bands in Japan.
    He and his band have a cult following in the United States.
    Many L'Arc~en~Ciel songs are used for popular animes.
    Camui Gackt chose him for the starring role in Moon Child because he was fascinated by his unique personality.
    His acting was surprisingly good in 'Moon Child,' although he feared he might ruin it.
    He has branched off into a successful solo career.

Credit: Toxic


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Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 76 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 133 Votes: 67.67% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1122 Votes: 46.08% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 123 Votes: 57.72% Annoying