The Resume

(June 29, 1982- )
Based in Austin, Texas
Works in commercial real estate
Evacuated from Survivor Tocantins in the seventh episode due to a heavy infection in his left knee

Why he might be annoying:

Jeff Probst believed he would be compared to Colby Donaldson (well, they’re both Texans).
He did not believe Taj would be able to form an alliance while in exile.
When he returned from exile, with five clues to the idol, he made a beeline for its resting place — and found the phoney idol made and planted in his absence.
‘How many people have a 1 in 20 shot at winning a million dollars?’ (It’s 1 in 16 this season, bud!)

Why he might not be annoying:

He doesn’t like people talking just for the sake of talking (which won’t help from a game perspective).
Unlike Erinn, who couldn’t escape Sandy’s hold on her bikini in the water basketball challenge, he broke free of Coach’s grip in less than a second.
Because his condition warranted evacuation, the exile alliance (Taj, Stephen, Sierra, Brendan) received a new lease on life.
In his departure confessional, filmed in daylight, he attested to being blindsided by his own body.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 06]
• Exiles
• I am a Texan
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Look at Me, I'm in a Field or Meadow
• Look at Me, I'm in Agony
• Look at My Ass
• Profiles 25501-25750 (Ranked: 25561)
• Raised by a Single Mom
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 18)
• Survivor 18 - Toucantins [2009] (Ranked: 10)
• Survivors Who Possessed a Phony Immunity Idol

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 34 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 76.19% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 46 Votes: 71.74% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 63.89% Annoying