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Marina Baker

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The Resume

    (December 8, 1967- )
    Birth name is Marina Augusta Baker
    34EE-23-35
    Playboy Playmate of the Month (March 1987)
    Playboy's Video Calendar 1988
    Playboy's Playmate Six-Pack Video 1992
    Appeared as Lucretia in 'Casanova' (1987)
    Wrote 'Spells for the Witch in You,' 'Spells for Teenage Witches: Get Your Way with Magical Power,' 'Marina Baker's Teenage Survival Guide' and 'Spells for Cats'
    Mayoress of Telscombe, Sussex, England

Why she might be annoying:

    In her Playmate Data Sheet, for 'turn-offs' she listed 'fur coats, smokers, and men who shave their chests.'
    She named her breasts 'John' and 'Eugene.'
    On her thirteenth birthday, John Lennon was assassinated.
    She said she did not enjoy living in Los Angeles because it was 'too shallow.'
    In her Data Sheet, she suggested that Mickey Rourke was her ideal fantasy fuck, but in an interview years later she said 'I had lunch with Mickey Rourke, refusing to let him stick his tongue in my mouth afterwards.'
    She lost interest in pursuing an acting career.
    She has published several silly self-help books for teenagers about the benefits of white witchcraft.
    Her prescribed white witchcraft spells are vague and often amount to little more than underhanded tactics for getting the better of peers, siblings, and grownups. As a result, some Wiccans believe she is a featherweight and an imposter cashing in on their beliefs.
    Her beauty has sadly faded.
    Her married name is Marina Pepper, and she published a book under the name 'Daisy Pepper.'
    She named her daughter Boudicca in honor of her pagan feminist beliefs

Why she might not be annoying:

    She had a hippie upbringing, living in tents and having birthday parties in the rain.
    She was widely traveled at a young age.
    She worked for minimum wage as a waitress in London before doing nude modeling and becoming a Page 3 girl. Scouts from Playboy saw her pictures and invited her to pose as a Playmate.
    In her Playboy pictorial, she had a classy, elegant retro-Edwardian look which distinguished her from the other playmates.
    She is naturally buxom and zaftig with full breasts, wide curvaceous hips, a perfectly round shapely ass (don't you think?), and a wasp waist that looks great in a corset.
    She is bisexual and claimed to have had hot lesbian sex with Carrie Leigh at the Playboy mansion while Hugh Hefner was in the hospital recovering from a stroke (lousy time to have a stroke, eh Hef?).
    She earned a degree in journalism and wrote several articles for the Guardian, Evening Standard, as well as various other British newspapers and magazines.
    In 2001, she worked as a magic consultant for a BBC documentary about the 'Harry Potter' books.
    She is politically active and has served as a town councilor for the Midlands town of Saltdean, England.
    She was elected mayoress of Telscombe, Sussex, England.
    Her Playboy fame did not go to her head, and she now lives a quiet, modest life with her husband and two children and gets on well with her neighbors and fellow citizens.

Credit: Jaiwills


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 61 Votes: 42.62% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 25 Votes: 24.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 173 Votes: 41.62% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 45 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 56 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 97 Votes: 71.13% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 38 Votes: 60.53% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 57 Votes: 54.39% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 51 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 76 Votes: 55.26% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 103 Votes: 67.96% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 113 Votes: 48.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 127 Votes: 62.99% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 154 Votes: 68.83% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 511 Votes: 56.95% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 246 Votes: 41.87% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 655 Votes: 43.36% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 350 Votes: 44.86% Annoying