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Gobbledy Gooker

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The Resume

    (November 22, 1990- )
    Survivor Series 1990 Mascot/Dancing Turkey
    Portrayed by Hector Guerrero

Why he might be annoying:

    He is a dancing turkey.
    He was portrayed by Hector Guerrero, a wrestler whom Vince McMahon thought was too small to be a wrestler.
    He spent most of his wrestling career as an egg, carted from arena to arena for weeks, promoting Survivor Series.
    Speculation was that he was to be 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase's mystery partner (he wasn't, it was The Undertaker) upon hatching.
    After he hatched, he square danced with Gene Okerlund to 'Turkey in the Straw.'
    When he participated in the Wrestlemania X-7 Gimmick Battle Royal, he had a new costume and changed the spelling of his name to 'Gobbly Gooker.'
    Gene Okerlund is the one who christened him the 'Gobbledy Gooker.'
    He was a pathetic joke.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He retired.
    He made his WWE debut the same night as the extremely popular Undertaker.

Credit: Professor Von Snoot


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 34 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 122 Votes: 67.21% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 648 Votes: 81.48% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 144 Votes: 80.56% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 241 Votes: 68.88% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 142 Votes: 72.54% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 55 Votes: 76.36% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 103 Votes: 73.79% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 123 Votes: 75.61% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 384 Votes: 69.01% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 500 Votes: 69.00% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 427 Votes: 69.56% Annoying