The Resume

(August 19, 1981- )
Born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Middle name is Eugene
Co-host on CBS This Morning
Wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings (2003-05), Seattle Seahawks (2006-09) and the Detroit Lions (2010-13)
Drafted 71st overall by the Minnesota Vikings in the 2003 NFL Draft

Why he might be annoying:

His favorite cereal is Fruity Pebbles.
He rapped on multiple songs by Wizdom under the moniker New Balance.
He was called the next Michael Strahan.
He fractured his forearm in two places in an early morning single-car accident caused by his attempting to save a pizza from falling off a seat in his car (September 24, 2013).
He was cut from the Lions several months after the accident (February 13, 2014).
He signed with the Browns but was cut before the season began.

Why he might not be annoying:

His favorite movie is 'Above the Rim.'
After his car accident, DiGiorno gave him a year's supply of free pizza.
He is the only player in NFL history to have three punt returns of 90-or-more yards.
He showed he could handle uncomfortable conversations as a sportscaster on NFL Network, surprising his co-hosts by discussing the arrest of former teammate Chad Wheeler on domestic violence charges.
He took home an Emmy Award for Outstanding Sports Personality/Studio Analyst for his NFL coverage two years in a row.
He attained a new generation of NFL fans by hosting the league’s groundbreaking partnership with Nickelodeon.
He scored the first network sit-down interview with Antonio Brown following his abruptly quitting the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the middle of a game.
When Amber Heard attorney Elaine Bredehoft appeared on CBS This Morning after the Johnny Depp verdict and tried to blame the media and internet for their loss, he followed up saying: ' I am a former NFL player, and after a hard loss, it’s easy to wake up and point to the other side. Oftentimes, I realized the better thing to do was to look in the mirror.' The clip went viral on social media.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair & Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• A Foolish Accident Jeopardized My Career
• Black Men Loved by Whites
• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 22]
• Celebrity Fashion Lines
• Cleveland Browns
• Detroit Lions
• Football Players
• I am a Seattleite
• I Attended University of Nevada, Las Vegas
• I Attended University of Nevada, Reno
• I Became a Dad in 2004
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Became a Dad in 2010
• I Come from Canada
• I Have a Sleeve Tattoo
• I Married in 2003
• I Publicly Supported Johnny Depp
• I Was Involved in a Car Accident in 2013
• Look at Me, I'm Relaxing
• Look at Me, I'm with Stephen Colbert
• Male Sportscasters
• Mediaite's 10 Most Influential in Sports Media [2021] (Ranked: 5)
• Men who Dress like Pimps
• Minnesota Vikings
• Profiles 55001-55186 (Ranked: 55017)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 40]
• Seattle Seahawks
• Slimed at the Kid's Choice Awards (Ranked: 2023)
• Talk Show Hosts
• Ubersexuals

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 49 Votes: 24.49% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 22 Votes: 27.27% Annoying