The Resume

(March 15, 1957- )
Born in Lisbon, Portugal
Films include 'Fast Five,' 'Behind Enemy Lines,' 'Desperado' and 'Clear and Present Danger'
Had story arcs on shows such as '24,' TNT's 'Wanted' and ABC's 'Missing' (2012)

Why he might be annoying:

He lacks eyebrows.
He's three times divorced.
His debut on American television? An episode of 'Miami Vice.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He's fluent in five different languages.
He was nominated for several Portuguese Golden Globe Awards.
He studied at the Lisbon Conservatory (until it was closed due to the revolution).

Credit: D

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 24
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3151957)
• Cracked.com's 20 Best 'That Guys' of All Time (Ranked: 18)
• D's Profiles [Series 10]
• Hoarse Raspy Voices
• I am Portuguese
• Profiles 33501-33750 (Ranked: 33736)
• Voices of Saints Row

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 75 Votes: 37.33% Annoying