The Resume

(August 27, 1951- )
Born in Cookeville, Tennessee
Birth name is William Mack Brown
Wide receivers coach at Florida State University (1973-74), Southern Mississippi University (1975-77), Memphis State University (1978) and Iowa State University (1979)
Offensive coordinator at Iowa State University (1980-81), Louisiana State University (1982) and the University of Oklahoma (1984)
Quarterbacks coach at Louisiana State University (1982)
Head coach at Appalachian State University (1983), Tulane University (1985-87), University of North Carolina (1988-97; 2019- ) and the University of Texas-Austin (1998-2013)

Why he might be annoying:

He sustained multiple knee injuries as a player, which prevented him from turning pro.
He was a nomad in the college coaching ranks.
He went 2-20 in his first couple seasons of his first stint with UNC.
He once turned down the head coaching job at the University of Oklahoma.
He was dubbed 'Coach February' at Texas as a result of his success with recruiting, but not being able to take a talented roster to a National Championship game.
He drew fire from college football pundits after he made a statement that came off as trying to lobby his team to play in the Rose Bowl (2004).
He came out of retirement to do a second stint as the head coach of the UNC football team.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a three-sport athlete in high school, before exclusively pursuing football full-time.
He served as the interim athletic director at Tulane, following the aftermath of a point shaving scandal involving the men's basketball team.
He was credited with reviving interest in both the football programs at UNC and Texas.
Despite working for the rival school, he and his wife helped initiate a blood drive with all proceeds going towards the injured students in the Texas A&M Aggie Bonfire collapse (1999).
He guided Texas to the school's first NCAA National Championship in 34 years (2005).
He was the first head coach in the history of the Texas football program to record 200 career wins.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Comb Overs
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 05]
• I am from Tennessee
• I Attended Florida State University
• I Attended University of Southern Mississippi
• Known By a Middle Name
• Look at Me, I Got My Arms Folded
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing Headphones
• Look at the Time
• NCAA Football Champion Coaches (Ranked: 2005)
• Nobody Told Me I'm Old
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56578)
• Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity
• Silver Foxes [Gray and Don't Care]
• Sport Coaches/Managers
• Turkey Neck

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying