The Resume

(May 24, 1982- )
Plays for PSV Eindhoven Netherlands (July 2004- ), U.S. National Team and Chicago Fire in the MLS

Why he might be annoying:

He is feisty.
He tends to get angry whenever he’s given a yellow card; even if it’s crystal clear he committed a foul.
What kind of name is DaMarcus?

Why he might not be annoying:

His lightning speed and reflexes helped the U.S. advance to quarter finals in the 2002 World Cup for the first time in over 70 years, in addition to later giving the German team some stress (even though they lost that game 1-0).
He played varsity basketball in high school.
He plans to go back to school and start his own business after he’s through with his soccer career.

Credit: Vereenyce

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Black Men Loved by Whites
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Profiles 11251-11500 (Ranked: 11379)
• Short Fuses
• Soccer Stars
• Vereenyce's Profiles
• World Cup Participants [2006]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 75 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 53 Votes: 71.70% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 71.05% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 80 Votes: 71.25% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 92 Votes: 61.96% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 184 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 130 Votes: 60.77% Annoying