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Kaitlyn Bristowe

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (June 19, 1985- )
    Born in Leduc, Alberta, Canada
    Dance Instructor
    Birth name is Kaitlyn Dawn Bristowe
    Contestant on ABC'sThe Bachelor (2015)
    Sent home by Chris Soules in Bali, placing third overall to Becca Tilley and Whitney Bischoff (Feb. 23, 2015)
    Chosen to be the featured Bachelorette over competitor Britt Nilsson on ABC's The Bachelorette (Summer, 2015)
    Catch phrase is 'you can plow the fuck out of my field any day'

Why she might be annoying:

    She was called a hypocrite on the subject of 'honesty.'
    She has been called the most controversial Bachelorette in the series franchise.
    She angered some contestants who accused her of 'leading them on.'
    She is known for telling lame, cringe-inducing unfunny jokes in unwelcome situations.
    Her infamous 'plow my field' line started out as a profane introduction to entice Prince Farming.
    She caused controversy by removing her bathing suit on a group date and going skinny dipping in front of Chris Soules.
    She took at least one gratuitously veiled shot at Britt Nilsson while competing for the Bachelorette slot ('is that soap or tissues?')
    She did a bizarre Irish wake challenge, lying in a coffin while the men delivered mock eulogies.
    She put her contestants in physical contact competitions and then acted shocked when injuries resulted ('I didn't want anyone to get hurt!')
    She has repeatedly threaded the line of spoiling the winner of her season via Twitter and Instagram (even releasing one photo of herself in bed with a contestant).
    She made the controversial decision to allow previous contestant Nick Viall to enter the competition, after running into him during a group date in New York City (Jun. 9, 2015).
    She drew heavy criticism from Bachelor Nation fans for having sex without waiting for the Final Three when she could enter the 'Fantasy Suite.'
    She played a game of truth or dare with contestant Shawn Booth where she dared him to play three holes of golf in the nude - he took the dare (13 Jul. 2015).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She wanted to start her own baby clothing line.
    She was subjected to an unprecedented level of slut-shaming from bloggers.
    She shares a last name with Jennifer Garner's character in Alias (and looks a little like her too).
    She received a full-on dance scholarship to join a Vancouver dance company in 2003 (her mother was also a ballet dancer).
    She was physically groped on the ass by contestant Ryan McDill in the first episode of her season.
    She has a sense of humor but is also feisty and unafraid to openly confront men.
    Her first instinct upon learning she was the Bachelorette was to ask how Britt was doing.
    She was able to hang with guests Laila Ali and Amy Schumer without it looking like a contrived setup.
    She had the bad luck to become the Bachelorette at the same time Caitlyn Jenner debuted on the cover of 'Vanity Fair,' resulting in countless corny 'two Kates' jokes.
    She won the Bachelorette slot but it turned out to be a bill of goods: a mixed bag of crackpots, reprobates, narcissists, emotional basket cases, or various combinations of the above.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 117 Votes: 56.41% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 25 Votes: 32.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 168 Votes: 54.17% Annoying