The Resume

(circa 1974- )
Member of Angry Amputees (2001- )
Married to Katy Coover (2005- )
Survived bacterial meningitis (1989)

Why he might be annoying:

His nipples are pierced.
After his hands were amputated he stopped playing bass for a few years.
He smokes, drinks, and experiments with drugs.
His nickname is 'Salty Dalty.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He was the first survivor of bacterial meningitis.
His high school announced he was dead after he was sent to New Zealand for treatment.
His hands and legs were amputated but he still plays bass.
He and band member Eric 'Gonz' Gonzales have been playing together since High School.
He had a rare form of heart surgery after being seriously ill (2004).
Even after his surgery, he still played with his band.
His band was named SF Weekly's best punk band in San Fransisco in 2002.
In an interview he said: 'I don't feel disabled because I'm totally able.'
He was referenced in a NOFX song.

Credit: Idiot Paranoia

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Amputees
• Bassists
• Idiot Paranoia's Profiles [Series 1]
• Look at Me, I'm Making a Funny Face
• Look at My Guitar
• Look at My Tongue
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [A-L]
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 155)
• Piercings [A-K]
• Profiles 14751-15000 (Ranked: 14770)
• Punk Rockers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 37 Votes: 67.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 32 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 68 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 68.85% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 123 Votes: 72.36% Annoying