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Chyna (Joanie Laurer)

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Wrestler

The Resume

    (December 27, 1969-April 20, 2016)
    Birth name is Joanie Laurer
    Wrestled for the WWF
    AKA 'The Ninth Wonder of the World'
    Wrote the book 'If They Only Knew' which made the top 5 list
    Has an exercise video called 'Chyna Fitness'
    Appeared on 'Surreal Life IV' and 'Celebrity Boxing 2'
    Commercial spokesperson for Stacker
    AKA Chyna Doll

Why she might be annoying:

    She was a steroid freak (but denied using steroids!).
    She had an unattractive deep voice with a lisp.
    She could kick just about any guy's ass.
    She had breast implants.
    During a wrestling match one of her breast implants exploded.
    She had a tattoo on her stomach.
    She never confirmed a marriage between her and wrestler Triple H, but does admit to living with him, they broke up (2001).
    She smoked pot and used cocaine.
    She was an alcoholic.
    Her sex tape was on the internet.
    She was arrested and jailed for hitting her boyfriend, wrestler Sean Waltman.
    She smoked.
    Because of steroid use, her clitoris grew extremely long.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She posed nude in Playboy (October, 2000).
    After an extensive makeover, she kinda looked like a woman.
    She was thrown out of her house when she was fifteen.
    She survived a considerably dysfunctional family, her mother being married five times and her father an alcoholic.
    She ranked #97 (2001) and #98 (2002) in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 191 Votes: 50.79% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 182 Votes: 52.75% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 225 Votes: 59.11% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 97 Votes: 49.48% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 244 Votes: 61.07% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 191 Votes: 54.97% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 124 Votes: 57.26% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 147 Votes: 74.15% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 250 Votes: 58.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 129 Votes: 54.26% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 88 Votes: 55.68% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 366 Votes: 52.73% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 3286 Votes: 46.41% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 223 Votes: 47.53% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 134 Votes: 49.25% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 285 Votes: 65.61% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 313 Votes: 47.28% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 912 Votes: 60.86% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1475 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 2170 Votes: 68.85% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1527 Votes: 67.98% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 6332 Votes: 38.50% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 14863 Votes: 73.28% Annoying