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Jameis Winston

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The Resume

    (January 6, 1994- )
    Born in Bessemer, Alabama
    Quarterback
    Birth name is Jameis L. Winston
    Heisman Trophy winner (2013)
    Played for the Florida State Seminoles (2012-2015)
    Led the Seminoles to victory in the 2014 BCS National Championship Game
    Led the Seminoles to the 2015 Rose Bowl, losing to the Oregon Ducks
    Selected 1st overall in the 2015 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Apr. 30, 2015)
    Signed a 4-year, $23 million contract with the Buccaneers, with a $16.7 million signing bonus (May 1, 2015)

Why he might be annoying:

    Bobby Bowden called him immature.
    He is prone to 'emotional outbursts' on the field.
    His first name is difficult to pronounce (often mispronounced as 'James').
    His nickname is Jaboo (thereby making his Twitter handle Jaboowins).
    He was held by campus police for allegedly bringing a BB gun on campus and firing at squirrels (2012).
    He was accused of trying to shoplift soda with ketchup cups at a local Burger King (Jul. 2013).
    Bo Jackson allegedly tried his hand at mentoring him after his early scandals, but eventually gave up.
    He was investigated by the Tallahassee Police Department on charges of sexual assault a year earlier (Nov. 2013).
    No charges were filed, but media outlets accused the University and Police of not taking the investigation seriously.
    He was issued an adult civil citation for shoplifting crab legs from a Tallahassee Publix store (Apr. 29, 2014).
    He was suspended for an entire Florida State/Clemson game for yelling 'fuck her right in the pussy!' while standing on a table at the FSU student union (Sept. 17, 2014).
    There has been an unusually high amount of interest in his weight and body fat level, with cynics questioning if he isn't 'too fat' to be an NFL quarterback.
    He was at the center of a social media firestorm shortly after winning the National Championship when AJ McCarron's mother, Dee Dee Bonner, tweeted (and deleted shortly thereafter) during his victory speech 'am I listening to English?' (Jan. 7, 2014)

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is disliked by Tim Tebow.
    He was named the best overall QB recruit by ESPN.
    He was named ACC Athlete of the Year (2014).
    He is a three-time ACC Championship winner (2012-2014).
    He became the youngest player to win the Heisman Trophy, as of 2013.
    He frequently visits sick children and teens in Alabama ad Florida-based hospitals.
    He was named the MVP of the ESPN RISE Elite 11 quarterback camp.
    He earned the Gatorade Player of the Year recognition, for the state of Alabama.
    He had an undefeated, 27-0 record after taking over the FSU offense at the start of the 2013 season.
    He was cleared of any sexual misconduct charges in an official FSU hearing (Dec. 21, 2014).
    He was named the best dual-threat quarterback recruit in the nation by Rivals.com.
    He struck out 31 hitters in 31.3 innings and posted he batted .209 over two seasons.
    He appeared in 24 games for the Seminoles' baseball team, including five starts in the field and 24 relief appearances as a pitcher.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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    In 2023, Out of 130 Votes: 53.08% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 32 Votes: 90.62% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 41 Votes: 60.98% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 56 Votes: 55.36% Annoying