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Rudolf Hess

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The Resume

    (April 26, 1894-August 17, 1987)
    Deputy Führer (1939-1945)
    Granted titles such as Reich Minister without Portfolio, member of the Secret Cabinet Council, and member of the Ministerial Council for Reich Defense (all awarded to him in 1939)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was considered to be the number 3 man in Adolf Hitler's Germany after Hermann Goering.
    He volunteered for the German Army in 1914 at the outbreak of World War I.
    After WW I, he joined the Freikorps which was a right-wing organization of ex-soldiers and basically a group of mercenaries for hire.
    He was the Nazi Party's 16th member.
    After his first meeting with Adolf Hitler, he said he felt 'as though overcome by a vision.'
    He took part in Adolf Hitler's failed Beer Hall Putsch in which Adolf Hitler and the Nazis attempted to seize control of Germany. Hess was arrested and imprisoned with Adolf Hitler at Landsberg prison.
    While in prison, he made suggestions to Adolf Hitler as he wrote his book 'Mein Kampf.'
    He displayed near religious devotion and absolute loyalty and obedience to Adolf Hitler.
    He was never given any major influence in matters of the state due to his 'lack of understanding of the mechanics of power and his inability to take any action on his own initiative.'
    Hoping to regain importance and redeem himself in the eyes of his Führer, he put on a Luftwaffe uniform and flew a German fighter plane alone toward Scotland on a 'peace' mission on May 10, 1941, just before the German invasion of the Soviet Union. His plane crashed in a Scottish field, and he was turned over to the authorities. He spent the remainder of the war in a high security jail cell in England.

Why he might not be annoying:

    In World War I, Hess was wounded twice.
    He suffered from a string of different mental conditions.
    During his years of British imprisonment, Hess displayed increasingly unstable behavior and developed a paranoid obsession that his food was being poisoned.
    He was the only Nazi at the trials of Nuremberg to show absolute shock when a film rolle of war atrocities committed by the Germans (such as concentration camp footage) was shown. Hess would cry uncontrollably and rock himself forward and backward, he then had to be comforted by Hermann Goering.
    In spite of his mental condition, he was sentenced to life in prison. The Soviets blocked all attempts at his early release. He committed suicide in 1987 at 92, the last of the prisoners tried at Nuremberg.
    His remains were exhumed and reburied at sea because neo- Nazis had been treating his grave as a shrine (July 21, 2011).

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 14 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 47 Votes: 68.09% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 37 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 138 Votes: 55.07% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 26 Votes: 34.62% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 57 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 120 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 47 Votes: 78.72% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 219 Votes: 72.15% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 152 Votes: 67.11% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 133 Votes: 70.68% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 229 Votes: 76.86% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 221 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 201 Votes: 75.62% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 483 Votes: 69.77% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 734 Votes: 70.03% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 995 Votes: 69.95% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 2040 Votes: 73.77% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 43 Votes: 69.77% Annoying