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Bismarck, North Dakota

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The Resume

    (1873- )
    Capital of North Dakota
    Began as a fort to protect railroad workers from Indians
    Originally named Edwintown
    Home to the University of Mary, Aakers College, and the United Tribes Technical College
    Population is 55,532 (2000 census)

Why Bismarck, North Dakota might be annoying:

    It has a lot of wheat.
    Its first airport was a cow pasture.
    It is very white (in climate, of course).
    Rumor has it that it was named after some German guy.
    Its name sprung only from a desire to attract German settlers (it didn't work).
    It was so lawless in its early days that one section was dubbed 'Murderers' Gulch.'
    A gigantic Nazi battleship shared its name.

Why Bismarck, North Dakota might not be annoying:

    It's home to the world-famous North Dakota Capitol Building!
    It has an extremely low violent crime rate, with only one murder in 2004.
    It's more politically correct than its lesser-known neighbor of Hitler, North Dakota.
    It is North Dakota's second-largest city, which isn't saying much.
    Lewis and Clark camped close to its area (1804-1805).

Credit: Ratman


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 75 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 100 Votes: 54.00% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 69 Votes: 62.32% Annoying