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Keith Hernandez

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (October 20, 1953- )
    Played for St. Louis Cardinals, New York Mets and Cleveland Indians
    Played himself in 'The Scout' and on 'Seinfeld'
    National League MVP and batting champion (1979)
    Eleven straight year Golden Glove winner (1978-88)
    NL All Star (1979, 80, 84, 86, 87)
    Won two world championships (1982, 86)
    TV sports analyst for MSG TV

Why he might be annoying:

    His sexuality is questioned in that he is well coiffed, talks with a lisp, effeminate gestures and he was born in San Francisco.
    He did not know when to quit baseball, in his last two years he batted .233 and .200 respectively, costing his lifetime batting average to sink below .300 to .296.
    He is divorced.
    He spent most of his money on his divorce and a cocaine habit.
    He got into a fist fight with Met teammate, Darryl Strawberry..

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is consider the greatest defensive first baseman of his era.
    He was traded to the New York Mets when they were the worst team in the National League, inspired the other players, and turned the team into World Champions.
    He was the first NY Met team captain in history.
    He testified against a Pittsburgh drug dealer where he revealed he used cocaine for three years.
    His favorite team as a boy was The New York Yankees.
    He is left handed.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 145 Votes: 44.83% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 681 Votes: 48.90% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 93 Votes: 41.94% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 437 Votes: 44.39% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 17 Votes: 11.76% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 53 Votes: 50.94% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 39 Votes: 56.41% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 222 Votes: 47.30% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 236 Votes: 45.34% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 213 Votes: 41.78% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 395 Votes: 35.19% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 218 Votes: 32.57% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 186 Votes: 47.31% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 156 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 275 Votes: 49.09% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 276 Votes: 63.77% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 609 Votes: 64.70% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1675 Votes: 67.28% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 97 Votes: 80.41% Annoying