The Resume

(February 18, 1981- )
Drafted by the Utah Jazz in 1999
Played for the Utah Jazz (2001- )

Why he might be annoying:

Try saying his name 5 times fast.
His nickname is 'AK-47' because those are his intials and number.
After the Jazz drafted him, he remained in Russia for two years.
He was a member of the 8th placed 2000 Russian Olympic basketball team.
He looks like the Russian boxer from 'Rocky IV,' Ivan Drago.

Why he might not be annoying:

He became the youngest player to play in the Russian SuperLeague.
He won the Russian All-Star game slam dunk contest in 1997.
During the NBA off season, he plays for the Russian National Basketball team.
He is married to Russian singer Marina Kirilenko.
He is rare, an NBA player without tattoos.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Basketball Players
• Brooklyn Nets
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm All Net
• Look at My Balls
• NBA Annual Blocks Leaders (Ranked: 2005)
• Profiles 16751-17000 (Ranked: 16945)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Sixty-Nine
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 1]
• Utah Jazz

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 60 Votes: 36.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 64 Votes: 64.06% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 112 Votes: 55.36% Annoying