The Resume

(September 18, 1974- )
Born in Figueira da Foz, Portugal
Drafted second overall by the Sacramento Monarchs in the 1998 WNBA Draft
Played for the Sacramento Monarchs (1998-2009), Los Angeles Sparks (2010-11) and the Chicago Sky (2012)

Why she might be annoying:

She played on 11 different teams overseas during the WNBA off-season period.
She was considered way too flashy by basketball pundits.
She didn't engage in competitive basketball until she came to the United States.
She enjoyed listening to rap music as part of her pre-game routine.
She refuses to eat red meat.

Why she might not be annoying:

She took up basketball, playing with her father and brother in her home country of Portugal.
She left Old Dominion University as the school's all-time leader in steals.
She earned a WNBA championship ring as a member of the Monarchs (2005).
She was the first player in WNBA history to record 2,000 career assists.
She became a certified player agent following her retirement from the WNBA.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Basketball Players
• Hot Latinas
• Look at My Balls
• Profiles 46251-46500 (Ranked: 46421)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 26]
• WNBA Basketball
• WNBA Top 20@20
• WNBA's All-Decade Team

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying