The Resume

(1986- )
Written by Martin Handford
Appeared in 'Naked Gun 33 1/3'
Appears in books
Appears in cartoons (1991)

Why he might be annoying:

He is difficult to find.
He never changes his clothes.
He is way out of style.
What are you hiding from, huh, Waldo?

Why he might not be annoying:

His books can be read by illiterates.
He is very thin and in good shape.
Everyone is happy to see him.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities on the Cover of Rolling Stone’s 1,000th Issue [May 7, 2006]
• Don't Look at Me, I'm Hiding
• Golden Girls References
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing 3D or X-Ray Specs
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Tux
• Naked Gun [Series]
• Profiles 1001-1250 (Ranked: 1113)
• Satirized on Rocko’s Modern Life
• Satirized on South Park
• Satirized on the Simpsons

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 183 Votes: 28.42% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 30.77% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 23.53% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 52 Votes: 67.31% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 55.88% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 52 Votes: 63.46% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 84 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 129 Votes: 57.36% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 218 Votes: 65.14% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 330 Votes: 62.73% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 635 Votes: 59.69% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1899 Votes: 66.56% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 4687 Votes: 61.08% Annoying