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Karissa & Kristina Shannon

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Playmates

The Resume

    (October 2, 1989- )
    Born in Ann Arbor, Michigan
    Raised in Clearwater Beach, Florida
    Playboy Miss July and August playmates (2009 double issue)
    Girls Next Door (2009)
    34-26-34 (86-66-86)

Why she might be annoying:

    They stand 5’10 and 125 pounds.
    At a house party in St. Petersburg, Florida, they got into a tussle with a co-worker and were promptly charged with aggravated felony.
    Karissa was at the center of a rumored sex tape made with Heidi Montag.
    They named their Maltese puppies Chanel and Dolce.
    They violatedHugh Hefner’s cardinal rule for being in the Playboy mansion — don’t bring your own man in.
    They love Cosa Nostra (mob) movies.

Why she might not be annoying:

    As neither was ever his #1 Girl Next Door, they never claimed to have much interest in a romance with Hef.
    Sofia Coppola tagged them to appear in one of her feature film projects.
    They have natural blue eyes.
    They rang in their 21st birthday in New York City holding nothing back.
    Eventually, Karissa decided to make the most of her notoriety with the sex tape leak.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 50 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 88 Votes: 42.05% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 26 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 24 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 44 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 33 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 65 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 121 Votes: 71.90% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 116 Votes: 49.14% Annoying