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Leeland Eisenberg

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The Resume

    (circa 1961- )
    Birth name was Ralph E. Woodward, Jr.
    Resident of Somersworth, New Hampshire
    Took five hostages at Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire (November 30, 2007)
    Used a fake bomb made from road flares
    Surrendered peacefully after five hours

Why he might be annoying:

    The day of the hostage taking, he was due in court to answer domestic violence charges filed by his wife.
    In court papers, his wife said he suffered from 'severe alcohol and drug abuse.'
    He was convicted of forcing a woman at knifepoint to perform oral sex on him (1986).
    When he claimed to have been molested by a priest, his aunt said, 'He's telling you a big story.'
    He is bipolar.
    If you have a problem you want to bring to Clinton's attention, there are better ways of going about it.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He quickly let a mother and her infant leave the campaign office.
    As a young adult, he was reportedly molested by a priest.
    He lacks insurance and cannot afford medication for his bipolar disorder.
    He believed Clinton could help him after seeing a commercial recounting how she helped a constituent get his son a bone marrow transplant not covered by insurance.
    His stepson said, 'Now that I've kind of calmed down, I kind of feel bad for him.'

Credit: C. Fishel


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 84 Votes: 55.95% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 49 Votes: 83.67% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 99 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 201 Votes: 78.11% Annoying