The Resume

(November 8, 1982- )
Raised in a trailer park in Fort Ashby, West Virginia
Private F.C. with the 372nd military police reserve unit serving in Baghdad
Most recognizable face in the Iraqi prisoner abuse photographs
Following the scandal, she was charged with mistreating prisoners of war
Placed with a military police unit in Fort Bragg following her return from Iraq

Why she might be annoying:

Just like cowardly terrorists, she mistreats prisoners of war.
She was stupid enough to allow her crimes to be photographed.
Her nickname is 'The Sex Sadist of Baghdad.'
She brought the U S Army into disrepute at a time when the world is watching it very closely.
She has been described as having a pixxy haircut.
She grew up in a trailer park.
She spends large amounts of time around Iraqi genitals.
She made Iraqi prisoners feel inadequate about their penis size.
As a child she wanted to be a storm chaser.
She was tried for prisoner abuse (August 2004).
She was dishonorably discharged and sentenced to three years in prison (2005).
She brought shame to Fort Ashby.
When first told of her infamy, Lynndie said: 'I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.'
She joined the reservists as a teen, against her parents' wishes.
She worked at a chicken processing plant while not on call.
She smokes.
In Iraq, she got pregnant with another soldier, Graner's baby.

Why she might not be annoying:

Despite pleading guilty of abusing detainees at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, the military judge refused to accept the plea. He felt she was following orders of higher ups (May 4, 2005). She claims she had orders from higher up to do what she did.
She has a nice smile.
She has a sense of humor.
She served her nation.
She was described as an obedient soldier.
She managed to escape her home town's lack of future.

Credit: Zoidberg

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 18)
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2005] (Ranked: 50)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [November] (Ranked: 11081982)
• Country Names
• Dim Bulbs
• Errol Morris Documentary Subjects
• Fandango/Zoidberg/New Zealand History X's Profiles [Series 1]
• Featured In Ice Cube's 'Gangsta Rap Made Do It' Music Video
• I am a Kentuckian
• I Became a Mom in 2004
• IDs Ending in 00 (Ranked: 11300)
• Jack Magic’s Bitch of the Day
• Joy Behar Doesn't Like Me
• Look at Me, I'm Giving Thumbs Up
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing Military Garb
• Look at Me, I'm with the Cops
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Smoking
• Look at Me, Yes You! - Finger Pointers
• Look at My Balls
• Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things [2004] (Ranked: 1)
• Mad Magazine's Dumbest People, Events and Things of the Year (Ranked: 2004)
• Michael Moore Doesn’t Like Me
• Newsweek's Top 10 Accidental Celebrities (Ranked: 6)
• On Trial 2004
• Police Officers
• Profiles 11251-11500 (Ranked: 11300)
• Rachel Dratch Impersonations
• Tomboys
• Women who Dress like Whores

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 34 Votes: 82.35% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 147 Votes: 55.10% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 34 Votes: 67.65% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 26.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 81 Votes: 54.32% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 33 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 183 Votes: 62.84% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 830 Votes: 66.51% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 55 Votes: 56.36% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 69 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 269 Votes: 58.36% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 249 Votes: 61.45% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 184 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 218 Votes: 69.27% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 472 Votes: 74.79% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1963 Votes: 69.69% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 5789 Votes: 70.55% Annoying