The Resume

(July 26, 1984- )
Born in Santa Rosa, California
Pitcher for the Seattle Mariners (2007-2009) and the Toronto Blue Jays (2010- )

Why he might be annoying:

His name sounds too close to that of hockey player Brenden Morrow.
He is relatively inconsistent as a starting pitcher.
He frequently shuffled between the Mariners and the minor leagues.
He was initially reluctant about playing for the Blue Jays.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a type 1 diabetic, and wears an insulin pump during games.
He excells at the fastball and breaking ball pitches.
He majored in American studies at the University of California-Berkeley.
Despite his initial skepticism about playing in Canada, he agreed to play for the Jays.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• I Attended University of California, Berkeley
• I Have Diabetes
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at My Balls
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 509)
• Profiles 29251-29500 (Ranked: 29280)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 15]
• Seattle Mariners
• Toronto Blue Jays

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying