The Resume

(December 5, 1988- )
Born in New York City, New York
Drafted first overall by the Connecticut Sun in the 2010 WNBA Draft
Center for the Connecticut Sun (2010-13), New York Liberty (2014-19), Washington Mystics (2021), Phoenix Mercury (2022) and the Seattle Storm
WNBA Rookie of the Year (2010)
WNBA Most Valuable Player (2012)

Why she might be annoying:

She shares her name with the British singer.
She is extremely cocky for a female basketball player.
She set the WNBA record for most assists in a single game, only to be revealed that three of them didn't actually count, thus not getting the record.
She played for three teams in a two year span.
She originally signed a contract with the Mercury, only to ask for her release after 18 games when the team fell out of contention.

Why she might not be annoying:

She majored in psychology and minored in criminal justice at the University of Connecticut.
She was a member of the UConn women's basketball team that won back-to-back NCAA national championships (2009-10).
She was a member of three Olympic gold medal winning women's basketball teams (2012, 2016, 2020).
She set the WNBA record (since broken) for rebounds in a single season.
She has extrinsic asthma, which caused her to sit out the 2020 season in order not to compromise her immune system.
She donates her WNBA salary to her charity, which donates AED devices to schools.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Basketball Players
• Cornrows and Dreadlocks
• I Attended University of Connecticut
• I Come from Queens
• Look at My Balls
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 871)
• Profiles 55001-55186 (Ranked: 55156)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 39]
• WNBA Basketball
• WNBA MVPs (Ranked: 2012)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 119 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying