The Resume

(May 25, 1955- )
Birth name was Alison Burns
Former wife of Howard Stern (June 4, 1978-2001)
Has three daughters
Appeared in 'Private Parts' as a telephone receptionist

Why she might be annoying:

She got half of Howard's money in the divorce and then married another millionaire.
Her wedding song was 'Let it Be Me' by Willie Nelson.
She is eleven inches shorter than Howard.
Despite being a stay-at-home mom, she rarely cooked or did household chores.
She is educated and still believes in psychics!
She has a grating voice.

Why she might not be annoying:

She stuck by Howard when he was a nobody, making $97 per week.
She enjoys playing tennis.
Howard Stern dedicated his movie 'Private Parts' to her.
She is a social worker.
She has a great sense of humor and put up with a lot of Howard's on-air bashing.
She has yet to write a tell-all book about Howard.
She graduated Boston University and got a Masters in Social Work from Columbia University.
See related: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, Gary Dell'Abate, Jackie Martling, Artie Lange, Billy West, 'Stuttering' John Melendez, Andre Gardner, Doug Goodstein, Mel Karmazin, Sumner Redstone, A.J. Benza, Crazy Cabbie, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, Ralph Cirella, Dominic Barbara, Jessica Hahn, Nicole Bass, Mark Harris, 'Elegant' Elliot Offen, 'Melrose' Larry Green, Uzo, Suzanne Muldowney, Beth Ostrosky, Ray Stern, Ben Stern, Mary McCormack, Allison Janney, Debbie Schlussel, Sam Kinson, Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Opie and Anthony, Erich 'Mancow' Muller and Don Imus

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Howard Stern Attended My Wedding
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• I Attended Donald Trump-Marla Maple's Wedding [December 19, 1993]
• I Got a Pet Cat or Twenty
• I Had a Miscarriage
• I Married in 1978
• I Married in 2001
• I Probably Banged Howard Stern
• Labrador Owners
• Profiles 3251-3500 (Ranked: 3394)
• We Got Married by a Rabbi

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 35 Votes: 5.71% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 84 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 36 Votes: 8.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 158 Votes: 44.94% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 88 Votes: 42.05% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 49 Votes: 75.51% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 31 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 44 Votes: 43.18% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 43 Votes: 39.53% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 141 Votes: 51.06% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 183 Votes: 46.45% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 342 Votes: 51.46% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 128 Votes: 39.06% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 313 Votes: 42.17% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 396 Votes: 44.70% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 4522 Votes: 41.55% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1376 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 914 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1915 Votes: 49.66% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 5450 Votes: 51.34% Annoying