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Teresa Heinz Kerry

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The Resume

    (October 5, 1938- )
    Birth name is Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira
    Widow of Senator John Heinz III
    Married to Senator John Kerry
    Chair of the Heinz Endowments and the Heinz Family Philanthropies

Why she might be annoying:

    She has had Botox treatments.
    She is described as being very short-tempered.
    Although her husband is a senator from Massachusetts, she lists Pennsylvania as her legal residence for tax purposes.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is an environmentalist.
    She speaks five languages.
    She marched against apartheid in South Africa.
    Her first husband, John Heinz, was killed in a plane crash in 1991.
    She was named one of Utne Reader's 100 Visionaries in 1995.
    She is an art collector.
    She is considered an innovative and dynamic philanthropist.
    She gave millions of dollars to environmental and healthcare organizations.

Credit: The Truffle


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 94.44% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 47 Votes: 44.68% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 49 Votes: 46.94% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 71 Votes: 47.89% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 424 Votes: 64.86% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 601 Votes: 83.53% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 68 Votes: 51.47% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 37 Votes: 64.86% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 71 Votes: 74.65% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 97 Votes: 76.29% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 896 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 235 Votes: 71.91% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 275 Votes: 78.18% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 869 Votes: 77.68% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 1282 Votes: 56.47% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1641 Votes: 56.12% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 7800 Votes: 58.92% Annoying