The Resume

(September 11, 1981-April 20, 1999)
High school student
Shot up Columbine High School with Eric Harris (April 20, 1999)

Why he might be annoying:

He took it on himself to decide who should live and who should die.
He and Eric killed thirteen people (twelve students and a teacher) and wounded twenty-eight in their shooting spree. He then committed suicide.
He and Eric were arrested for breaking into a van in January 1998.
Although he shot up the school with Eric, he knew Brooks Brown for a much longer time.
He said in one of his yearbook entries, 'Kill Hanson, kill Jiggy, kill Puffy.'
The shooting was on April 20th, Adolf Hitler's birthday.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was constantly picked on in school and slammed into lockers by the popular crowd.
He went to the prom with the girl who supplied them with guns.
He and Eric planned the shooting for the 20th because they knew she wouldn't be in school.
Many outcast students, feel he is a role model.
His hair has very good volume.
He was the reason Eric Harris and Brooks Brown put up with each other at all.
He is constantly labeled a Nazi although he was Jewish.
He and Eric are only connected to the Trenchcoat Mafia because Dylan was friends with two members (they were not participants).

Credit: Sega

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Most Annoying 101-200 (Ranked: 152)
• Born on September 11th (Ranked: 1981)
• Bowling for Columbine - References [2002]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9111981)
• Fall Out Boy's 'We Didn't Start the Fire'
• Horse Faces
• I Committed Suicide
• I Died Before My 18th Birthday (Ranked: 17)
• I Died Before My 30th Birthday (Ranked: 17)
• I Died for My Sins
• I Died in 1999 (Ranked: 17)
• I Died Under Mysterious Circumstances
• I Terrorized a School
• I Took a Bullet
• I Was Part of a Murder-Suicide
• Jack Magic’s Bitch of the Day
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Michael Moore Doesn’t Like Me
• Pizza Shop Workers
• Profiles 5251-5500 (Ranked: 5396)
• Stephen King Doesn’t Like Me
• Teen Killers
• Time Magazine Top 25 Crimes of the Century (Ranked: 23)
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 19990420)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 243 Votes: 67.08% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 69 Votes: 49.28% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 74 Votes: 54.05% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 94 Votes: 53.19% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 67 Votes: 46.27% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 108 Votes: 54.63% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 77 Votes: 58.44% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 443 Votes: 55.53% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 114 Votes: 50.88% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 173 Votes: 59.54% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 91 Votes: 64.84% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 860 Votes: 80.93% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 437 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 1052 Votes: 59.70% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 4260 Votes: 81.17% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 682 Votes: 44.43% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 335 Votes: 68.66% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 642 Votes: 69.94% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 734 Votes: 66.21% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1131 Votes: 70.03% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1344 Votes: 68.60% Annoying