The Resume

(April 25, 1978- )
Born on the Galapagos Islands
Played by William Keffer and Tom Burgoyne

Why he might be annoying:

His hobbies, besides cheering on the Phillies, is eating, spilling popcorn, reading and sleeping.
He picks on the opposition.
He describes himself as overweight, clumsy feet, extra long beak, extra-long curled up tongue, gauking neck and a 'slight' case of body odor.
He knocked down a 68 year old man at a church carnival (1981).
The victim got $128,000 of the $525,000 he wanted, claiming the Phanatic caused assault and battery.
His least favorite city is New York.
During a charity event his $3,000 head was stolen (February 6, 2004).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a beloved mascots.
He is single, waiting for the perfect bird.
His stolen head was returned to WYSP-FM (Feburary 17, 2004).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• CBC's Top 10 Mascot Madness [July 18, 2004] (Ranked: 6)
• Celebrity Philadelphia Phillie Fans
• Forbes Top 10 Sports Mascots [2008] (Ranked: 1)
• Look at Me, I'm in a Wheelchair
• Mascot Hall of Fame (Ranked: 2005)
• MLB Mascots
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Profiles 1251-1500 (Ranked: 1285)
• Satirized on the Simpsons
• Sport's Mascots
• Unibrows

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 39 Votes: 28.21% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 22 Votes: 13.64% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 70 Votes: 48.57% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 60 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 308 Votes: 36.69% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 219 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 89 Votes: 58.43% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 150 Votes: 50.67% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 245 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 645 Votes: 55.50% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 983 Votes: 59.00% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1966 Votes: 71.31% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 5262 Votes: 60.83% Annoying