The Resume

(June 7, 1970- )
First overall draft pick in the NHL's 1988 draft
Member of the Minnesota North Stars/Dallas Stars (1989-2010) and the Detroit Red Wings (2010-11)

Why he might be annoying:

Two words: Pretty boy.
He has little-to-no regard for his body, having played with a broken jaw and many other considerable injuries.
His 2003-04 season was called a disappointment.
He put highlights in his hair.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left handed.
He was the first overall draft pick at the age of 18.
At 6'3, he is tall for an NHL Center.
He has a career plus minus of +114.
He ended the 1996-97 season by going +43, a season after going -12.
His entire website is dedicated to the charities he works with.
He was the subject of an ESPN 'Being John Malkovich' parody, titled 'Being Mike Modano,' where a fan was able to enter his mind and dance with a gorgeous woman.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [June] (Ranked: 6071970)
• Celebrity Texas Ranger Fans
• Co-ed Magazine's Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives (and their Husbands) [2007] (Ranked: 16)
• Dallas Stars
• Double M Initials
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 6]
• Hockey Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2014)
• Hockey News 30 Best Players by Franchise
• I am Left Handed - Male [H-P]
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• NHL First Overall Draft Picks (Ranked: 1988)
• NHL Retired Numbers (Ranked: 9)
• NHL’s 100 Greatest Players Of All-Time
• One-Day Contract Retirements
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 10751-11000 (Ranked: 10877)
• Reebok Endorsers
• Stanley Cup First Handoffs (Ranked: 1999)
• Western Hockey League Alumni

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 5.56% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 55 Votes: 41.82% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 134 Votes: 37.31% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 74.29% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 123 Votes: 47.15% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 138 Votes: 60.14% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 315 Votes: 50.48% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 222 Votes: 59.46% Annoying