The Resume

(May 12, 1980- )
Born in Bayamón, Puerto Rico
Infielder for the Toronto Blue Jays (2001-02), Cincinnati Reds (2003-06), Washington Nationals (2006-08), St. Louis Cardinals (2008 and 2010), Arizona Diamondbacks (2009), Milwaukee Brewers (2009 and 2011), Boston Red Sox (2010) and the Tampa Bay Rays (2011)
One-time All-Star (2005)
NL Silver Slugger Award winner as a shortstop (2005)

Why he might be annoying:

He shares his name with a basketball player.
He was a switch hitter.
He was a journeyman player.
He tied Carlos Guillen of the Detroit Tigers for being the Major League season leader for committing errors with 28 (2006).
The Cardinals let him go from his second stint with the team as he was overshadowed by its focus on younger players.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was named as the nation's best high school baseball shortstop by Baseball America.
He made his debut in the majors as the second youngest player at age 21.
He recorded a career high of 23 homer runs in the 2005 season.
He smacked two home runs on Opening Day in his only season as a Diamondback.
He played for the Puerto Rican National Team during the World Baseball Classic (2009).

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Arizona Diamondbacks
• Baseball Players
• Baseball Switch Hitter
• Boston Red Sox
• Cincinnati Reds
• I am Puerto Rican
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 8)
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Balls
• Milwaukee Brewers
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 11]
• NL Silver Slugger - Shortstops (Ranked: 2005)
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 850)
• Profiles 53751-54000 (Ranked: 53884)
• St. Louis Cardinals
• Tampa Bay Rays
• Toronto Blue Jays
• Washington Nationals

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying