The Resume

(February 3, 1991- )
Born in Flower Mound, Texas
Birth name is Christopher James Brown
Drafted 36th overall by the Phoenix Coyotes in the 2009 NHL Entry Draft
Forward for the Phoenix Coyotes (2012-14) and the Washington Capitals (2014-16)

Why he might be annoying:

He shares his name with the singer/rapper and the baseball player.
His tenure with the Coyotes lasted 17 games over three seasons.
To make it worse, he couldn't crack a full-time roster spot on a weak Coyotes team.
He was traded to the New York Rangers, but never played a game for the team (2016).
His status of being the first NHL player born and trained in the Dallas area is ignored, due to the ascension of both Blake Coleman and Seth Jones in the region.

Why he might not be annoying:

He played football growing up, prior to making the switch to hockey.
He was the first native of Texas to be recruited for the ice hockey team at the University of Michigan.
He earned CCHA All-Rookie Team honors at Michigan, after he led the team in rookie scoring (2010).
He was the first player born and exclusively trained in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex to reach the NHL.
He established himself as a goal scorer, when he left the NHL to play in Germany.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

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• Celebrity Dallas Star Fans
• Celebrity Texas Ranger Fans
• Dumbo Ears
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 04]
• Freckle Faces
• Goatees
• Green Eyes
• I am a Texan
• I Attended University of Michigan
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
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• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 454)
• Profiles 54751-55000 (Ranked: 54968)
• Redheads - Male
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Washington Capitals

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying