The Resume

(September 6, 1985- )
Born in Amory, Mississippi
First baseman for the Texas Rangers (2010-16), Boston Red Sox (2017-20), San Diego Padres (2020) and the Oakland Athletics (2021)
AL Gold Glove Award winner (2016)

Why he might be annoying:

He enjoys redneck hobbies, such as duck hunting and fishing.
His nicknames are '2-Bags' and 'Mitchy Four Bags.'
He initially was a pitcher, before being converted to a position player in college.
He believes that team chemistry amongst MLB players is obsolete.
He was traded to the Padres in a salary dump move, as the Red Sox slowly fell out of contention.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left-handed.
He defied the odds and made it to the major leagues as a 17th round pick.
He was a member of the first two Rangers teams to reach the World Series (2010, 2011).
He hit a three-run home run, that helped the Red Sox rally from a 4-0 deficit in Game 4 of the 2018 World Series to come back and win the game.
He earned a World Series ring as a member of the Red Sox (2018).
He is the second American League player in the history of San Francisco's Oracle Park to hit a home run into McCovey Cove.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AL Golden Glove Winners - First Basemen (Ranked: 2016)
• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• Double M Initials
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 01]
• Goatees
• I Attended Mississippi State University
• I Married in 2011
• Look at Me, I'm Holding the Commissioner's Trophy
• Oakland Athletics
• Profiles 53501-53750 (Ranked: 53738)
• San Diego Padres
• Texas Rangers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 257 Votes: 58.37% Annoying