Gallery of the Absurd

Historical Computers

Parody website skewering celebrity culture with tabloid-style portraits * Missing: Barron Hilton II * Erich Jarvis * Martin Rees * Shauna Sand * Candy Spelling * Giorgio Tsoukalos * Winnie the Pooh * Stephen Wolfram

Vote Ranking  

1

Pete Doherty

Musician

100% (7 of 7 votes)

2

Carrot Top

Comedian

100% (37 of 37 votes)

3

Penelope Cruz

Actress

100% (1 of 1 votes)

4

Tommy Lee

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

5

Pedro Almodovar

Filmmaker

100% (1 of 1 votes)

6

Lynne Spears

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

7

Brandon Davis

Heir

100% (2 of 2 votes)

8

Dina Lohan

Celebrity's Relative

100% (2 of 2 votes)

9

Ray-J

Vocalist

100% (5 of 5 votes)

10

Michio Kaku

Scientist

100% (1 of 1 votes)

11

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (5 of 5 votes)

12

Paula Deen

Chef

100% (9 of 9 votes)

13

Tara Reid

Actress

91.67% (11 of 12 votes)

14

Courtney Stodden

Celebrity's Relative

90.91% (10 of 11 votes)

15

Kimberly Stewart

Socialite

83.33% (10 of 12 votes)

16

Jack Nicholson

Actor

79.52% (66 of 83 votes)

17

Jennifer Lopez

Vocalist

77.03% (1714 of 2225 votes)

18

John Travolta

Actor

75.00% (3 of 4 votes)

19

Paris Hilton

Heiress

74.42% (1789 of 2404 votes)

20

Miley Cyrus

Actress

74.21% (2731 of 3680 votes)

21

Kim Kardashian

Socialite

72.51% (364 of 502 votes)

22

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Athlete

71.72% (497 of 693 votes)

23

Jay-Z

Vocalist

70.87% (1786 of 2520 votes)

24

Kirstie Alley

Actress

69.33% (104 of 150 votes)

25

Courtney Love

Vocalist

69.01% (49 of 71 votes)

26

Tom Cruise

Actor

68.57% (216 of 315 votes)

27

Rod Stewart

Vocalist

68.32% (110 of 161 votes)

28

David Beckham

Soccer Player

68.29% (56 of 82 votes)

29

Kylie Jenner

Celebrity's Relative

68.19% (388 of 569 votes)

30

Nicole Richie

TV Reality Show Contestant

66.04% (35 of 53 votes)

31

Heidi Montag

TV Personality

65.93% (89 of 135 votes)

32

Joan Rivers

Comedienne

65.47% (91 of 139 votes)

33

Alec Baldwin

Actor

65.17% (58 of 89 votes)

34

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Astronomer

65.17% (58 of 89 votes)

35

Khloe Kardashian

Celebrity's Relative

64.93% (87 of 134 votes)

36

Jessica Simpson

Vocalist

64.44% (58 of 90 votes)

37

Barack Obama

U.S. President

62.70% (1123 of 1791 votes)

38

Renee Zellweger

Actress

62.50% (5 of 8 votes)

39

Angelina Jolie

Actress

61.87% (86 of 139 votes)

40

David Gest

Producer

60.87% (70 of 115 votes)

41

Stephen Hawking

Scientist

58.95% (112 of 190 votes)

42

Janice Dickinson

Model

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

43

Gary Busey

Actor

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

44

Amy Winehouse

Vocalist

57.14% (20 of 35 votes)

45

Kanye West

Vocalist

55.56% (420 of 756 votes)

46

Harry Reid

U.S. Senator

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

47

Britney Spears

Vocalist

53.70% (203 of 378 votes)

48

Lindsay Lohan

Actress

52.86% (37 of 70 votes)

49

Lara Flynn Boyle

Actress

52.63% (10 of 19 votes)

50

Mel Gibson

Actor

52.38% (11 of 21 votes)

51

Tiger Woods

Golfer

51.22% (21 of 41 votes)

52

Betty White

Actress

50.61% (247 of 488 votes)

53

Thomas Kinkade

Artist

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

54

Elin Nordegren

Model

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

55

Chris Crocker

Internet Personality

50.0% (5 of 10 votes)

56

Guy Fieri

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

57

Jane Goodall

Animal Expert

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

58

Dustin Diamond

Actor

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

59

Katie Holmes

Actress

50.0% (11 of 22 votes)

60

Joe Biden

U.S. President

48.96% (18970 of 38744 votes)

61

Donald Trump

U.S. President

48.40% (4620 of 9546 votes)

62

Fred Durst

Vocalist

45.45% (10 of 22 votes)

63

Kris Jenner

Socialite

44.80% (56 of 125 votes)

64

Kelly Osbourne

TV Reality Show Contestant

44.44% (4 of 9 votes)

65

Victoria Beckham

Vocalist

43.14% (129 of 299 votes)

66

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Actresses

42.37% (25 of 59 votes)

67

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

TV Reality Show Contestant

42.00% (42 of 100 votes)

68

Tila Tequila

Model

41.72% (539 of 1292 votes)

69

Marc Anthony

Vocalist

41.07% (23 of 56 votes)

70

Mischa Barton

Actress

40.74% (11 of 27 votes)

71

Rachael Ray

Chef

39.02% (16 of 41 votes)

72

Melania Knauss Trump

Celebrity's Relative

36.72% (289 of 787 votes)

73

Anthony Weiner

U.S. Congressman

35.67% (56 of 157 votes)

74

Madonna (Ciccone)

Vocalist

35.59% (42 of 118 votes)

75

Nancy Pelosi

U.S. Congressman

34.97% (477 of 1364 votes)

76

Pamela Anderson

Playmate

33.33% (14 of 42 votes)

77

Giada De Laurentiis

Chef

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

78

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Actor

32.88% (24 of 73 votes)

79

Star Jones

TV Personality

32.08% (85 of 265 votes)

80

Ted Kennedy

U.S. Senator

32.00% (200 of 625 votes)

81

Lily Allen

Vocalist

32.00% (48 of 150 votes)

82

Brad Pitt

Actor

31.78% (34 of 107 votes)

83

Diddy (Sean Combs)

Vocalist

31.43% (33 of 105 votes)

84

John McCain

U.S. Senator

29.87% (23 of 77 votes)

85

Bjork (Guomundsdottir)

Vocalist

29.06% (59 of 203 votes)

86

Satan

Oddity

28.05% (92 of 328 votes)

87

Lucy Liu

Actress

24.59% (30 of 122 votes)

88

Ryan Gosling

Actor

20.69% (6 of 29 votes)

89

Sarah Palin

Politician

20.49% (2077 of 10136 votes)

90

Dalai Lama

Religious Figure

14.29% (1 of 7 votes)

91

Sylvester Stallone

Actor

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

92

Antonio Banderas

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

93

LeAnn Rimes

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

94

Andy Warhol

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

95

Tori Spelling

Actress

0% (0 of 2 votes)

96

Mario Batali

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

97

Carlos Leon

Fitness Expert

0% (0 of 0 votes)

98

Maddox Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

99

Egon Schiele

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

100

Gordon Ramsay

Chef

0% (0 of 1 votes)

101

Karl Lagerfeld

Designer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

102

Verne Troyer

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

103

Vince Vaughn

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

104

Bela Lugosi

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

105

John Mayer

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

106

Jude Law

Actor

0% (0 of 11 votes)

107

George Clooney

Actor

0% (0 of 5 votes)

108

Suri Cruise

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 5 votes)

109

Kris Humphries

Basketball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

110

Joe Simpson

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

111

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

112

Nadya Suleman

Oddity

0% (0 of 0 votes)

113

Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

114

Mildred Patricia Baena

Mistress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

115

The Charmin Bears

Advertising Icon

0% (0 of 0 votes)

116

Emme Muniz

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 1 votes)

117

Keira Knightley

Actress

0% (0 of 6 votes)

118

Tom Waits

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

119

Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec

Artist

0% (0 of 1 votes)

120

Clay Aiken

Vocalist

0% (0 of 6 votes)

121

Salvador Dali

Artist

0% (0 of 5 votes)

122

Richie Sambora

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

123

Kathy Hilton

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

124

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

125

Rod Serling

Author

0% (0 of 1 votes)

126

Ina Garten

Chef

0% (0 of 1 votes)

127

Rachel Uchitel

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

128

Lisa and Louise Burns

Actresses

0% (0 of 0 votes)