The Resume

(September 16, 1984- )
Born in Kutaisi, Georgia
Birth name is Ketevan Melua
CDs include ‘Call Off the Search,’ ‘Piece By Piece’ and ‘Pictures’
Singles include ‘Nine Million Bicycles,’ ‘I Cried for You,’ ‘Shy Boy,’ ‘If You Were a Sailboat’ and ‘Mary Pickford’

Why she might be annoying:

She looks like the standard animated Japanese character — sizable eyes and small nose, but with a raggedy mop.
She has a very gummy grin.
Her father was a cardiologist.
She loves rollercoasters and skydiving.
She performed more than 300 m beneath the North Sea — in a gas rig.
Amy Winehouse claimed ‘cat AIDS’ was preferable to a duet with her (jealous much?).

Why she might not be annoying:

She relocated to Ireland at age eight and settled in London at 14.
She is a fan of Queen.
She used her winnings in a talent competition to buy a chair for her father.
In Europe, she was the #1 female artist of the United Kingdom for three years running (2004 and 2006) and the #1 female European artist (2006).
A ‘Dutch tulip’ was named in her honor.
She did a charity single with Eva Cassidy (‘What a Wonderful World’) and composed ‘Faraway Voice’ in memory of her.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2021 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 87)
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2005)
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 05]
• FHM-Germany's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 41)
• FHM-Germany's 100 Sexiest Women [2009] (Ranked: 19)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2009] (Ranked: 51)
• Gummy Smiles
• HMV's Top 10 Selling Albums [2005] (Ranked: 10)
• I Portrayed Charlie Chaplin
• I Recorded My Song in Simlish
• I Sung on Band Aid 20's 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' [2004]
• Look at My Guitar
• Profiles 23501-23750 (Ranked: 23666)
• Wacky Eyes
• World Music Awards for Best-Selling British Artist (Ranked: 2006)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 17 Votes: 11.76% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 92 Votes: 53.26% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 77 Votes: 79.22% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 15.79% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 48 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 90 Votes: 33.33% Annoying