The Resume

(April 4, 1984- )
Resides in Capetown, South Africa
Guess Girl

Why she might be annoying:

Minki(?).
She mostly models topless, but with her breasts hidden.
She is dating South African cricketer Graeme Smith.
She started modelling at fifteen.
Her hobbies aren't very productive. She likes to 'laze around, watch movies, go out for lunch with family and friends.'

Why she might not be annoying:

She is primarily a swimsuit/lingerie model.
Her pin-up was hung by many soldiers in Iraq.
A South African newspaper said: 'Minki van der Westhuizen has everything a supermodel should have, a flawless doll face, a lush soft flowing mane of hair and a body to die for.'
She acknowledges 'there is a thin line between confidence and arrogance.'
Ranked #36 in 2003 and #2 in 2004 in FHM-South Africa Sexiest Women in the World.
She ranked #23 in Maxim's Sexiest Women of 2003.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• FHM-South Africa's 100 Sexiest Women [2003] (Ranked: 36)
• FHM-South Africa's 100 Sexiest Women [2004] (Ranked: 2)
• FHM-South Africa's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 3)
• FHM-South Africa's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 16)
• FHM-South Africa's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 27)
• FHM-South Africa's Sexiest Woman of the Year (Ranked: 2004)
• Guess Jeans Models
• Heat Magazine's Hot 100 Most Popular Celebrities in South Africa [September 2004] (Ranked: 17)
• Long Names
• Look at Me, I'm Holding My Breasts
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• Look at My Undies
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2003] (Ranked: 24)
• Maxim's Cover Girls (Ranked: 62)
• Profiles 12251-12500 (Ranked: 12279)
• Vehicle Names

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 18 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 67 Votes: 34.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 20.83% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 96 Votes: 42.71% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 134 Votes: 47.01% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 167 Votes: 38.32% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 136 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 174 Votes: 59.20% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 201 Votes: 44.78% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 461 Votes: 46.20% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 423 Votes: 44.44% Annoying