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Ahlamalik Williams

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Dancer

The Resume

    (1993- )
    Known as Malik or Skitzo
    Back-up dancer and choreographer
    Revealed to be in a serious romantic relationship with Madonna (December 2019)
    Appeared in Madonna's Rebel Heart and Madame X concert tours

Why he might be annoying:

    At 26, he entered into a relationship with a woman 36 years his senior.
    He is three years older than Madonna's youngest daughter and thus far the youngest man Madonna has ever publicly dated (according to the 'Justify My (Age Gap) Love' Chart).
    His fling with Madonna took place at the time the singer was canceling multiple legs of her Madame X tour, claiming illness and 'overwhelming pain.' Fans gave her the side-eye.
    The news that the two were dating caused Wendy Williams to diss Madonna as a cradle robbing 'grandma' during a Hot Topics segment.
    He was criticized after he and Madonna were seen partying at several venues during quarantine lockdown - after she allegedly tested positive for coronavirus antibodies (neither wore protective gear or made attempts to social distance).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He resembles Prince.
    He was a street performer in Vegas.
    His parents are huge Madonna fans and approve of the relationship.
    He uploads videos of his dance routines on his Instagram account.
    He danced for Cirque Du Soleil's Michael Jackson 'One Show.'
    He and Madonna had been seeing each other in secret for over a year.
    His dad claimed they had both professed to be serious about their relationship (love knows no age restrictions).

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying