Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2006]

Sexiest Males

Missing: * Grady Little - 72 * Joe Gannascolli - 69 * John Clayton - 88 * Julian Tavarez - 33 * Malcolm Gladwell - 18 * Pat Cummings - 36 * Willie McGee - 35

This Category is Ranked. Sort by Ranking Based on Votes by clicking on Vote Ranking. Sort by the Collection's Ranking by clicking on List Ranking.

Vote RankingList Ranking  

36

1

Gilbert Gottfried

Comedian

50.0% (8 of 16 votes)

81

2

Randy Johnson

Baseball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

39

3

Roger Ebert

Critic

48.72% (133 of 273 votes)

28

4

Dr. Phil (McGraw)

Doctor

58.57% (82 of 140 votes)

66

5

Alan Colmes

TV Personality

16.67% (1 of 6 votes)

9

6

Chad Kroeger

Musician

96.67% (29 of 30 votes)

91

7

Mike Mills

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

13

8

Osama Bin Laden

Terrorist

69.80% (1301 of 1864 votes)

58

9

Jay Leno

Comedian

29.58% (42 of 142 votes)

43

10

Don Imus

Radio Personality

46.15% (6 of 13 votes)

31

11

Michael Jackson (Vocalist)

Vocalist

57.33% (524 of 914 votes)

80

12

Wallace Shawn

Actor

0% (0 of 4 votes)

35

13

Mike D.

Vocalist

50.0% (5 of 10 votes)

19

14

Richard Simmons

Fitness Expert

60.59% (163 of 269 votes)

63

15

Jon Lovitz

Comedian

23.08% (6 of 26 votes)

29

16

Carrot Top

Comedian

58.00% (58 of 100 votes)

49

17

Jerry Seinfeld

Comedian

38.06% (59 of 155 votes)

8

18

Malcolm Gladwell

Author

100% (1 of 1 votes)

46

19

Chevy Chase

Comedian

40.54% (15 of 37 votes)

34

20

Raffi

Vocalist

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

48

21

Ron Howard

Actor

39.73% (58 of 146 votes)

18

22

Clint Howard

Actor

64.29% (9 of 14 votes)

88

23

Bill Gates

Computer Tech

0% (0 of 7 votes)

21

24

Paul Shaffer

Musician

60.22% (56 of 93 votes)

64

25

Axl Rose

Musician

20.51% (8 of 39 votes)

7

26

Tim Burton

Filmmaker

100% (1 of 1 votes)

77

27

Edward James Olmos

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

27

28

Gerard Way

Vocalist

58.67% (115 of 196 votes)

53

29

Don Zimmer

Baseball Player

34.88% (15 of 43 votes)

41

30

Tony Kornheiser

Sportscaster

47.37% (9 of 19 votes)

62

31

Chris Kattan

Comedian

25.00% (2 of 8 votes)

1

32

Otis Nixon

Baseball Player

100% (1 of 1 votes)

96

33

Julian Tavarez

Baseball Player

0% (0 of 1 votes)

45

34

Christopher Lloyd

Actor

42.06% (53 of 126 votes)

97

35

Willie McGee

Baseball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

55

37

Scottie Pippen

Basketball Player

33.33% (9 of 27 votes)

10

38

Larry David

Comedian

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

57

39

Michael Moore

Filmmaker

32.08% (17 of 53 votes)

59

40

Al Franken

Comedian

27.95% (168 of 601 votes)

2

41

Paris Latsis

Heir

100% (5 of 5 votes)

52

42

Rush Limbaugh

Radio Personality

35.11% (112 of 319 votes)

24

43

David Gest

Producer

59.83% (70 of 117 votes)

32

44

Gary Busey

Actor

57.14% (8 of 14 votes)

86

45

Nick Nolte

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

4

46

Leif Garrett

Vocalist

100% (9 of 9 votes)

44

47

Andy Dick

Comedian

45.16% (28 of 62 votes)

6

48

Scott Stapp

Vocalist

100% (12 of 12 votes)

87

49

Lyle Lovett

Vocalist

0% (0 of 2 votes)

84

50

Tom Anderson

Entrepreneur

0% (0 of 0 votes)

89

50

Ric Ocasek

Vocalist

0% (0 of 1 votes)

75

51

Bill Wyman

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

11

52

Danny Devito

Actor

72.73% (8 of 11 votes)

37

53

Peter Jackson

Filmmaker

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

54

54

Drew Carey

Comedian

33.77% (26 of 77 votes)

22

55

Newt Gingrich

U.S. Congressman

60.0% (69 of 115 votes)

50

56

Rob Schneider

Actor

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

61

57

Ed O'Neill

Actor

26.23% (96 of 366 votes)

25

58

Bill O'Reilly

Commentator

59.65% (68 of 114 votes)

70

59

Clay Aiken

Vocalist

0% (0 of 6 votes)

40

60

Joseph Lieberman

U.S. Senator

47.46% (243 of 512 votes)

85

61

Jim Gaffigan

Comedian

0% (0 of 3 votes)

20

62

Bill Maher

Comedian

60.28% (516 of 856 votes)

56

63

John Popper

Vocalist

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

33

64

Dennis Miller

Comedian

55.07% (76 of 138 votes)

78

65

John Madden (NHL)

Hockey Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

93

66

Robert Englund

Actor

0% (0 of 11 votes)

69

67

Robert Patrick

Actor

2.78% (1 of 36 votes)

26

68

John Ashcroft

U.S. Governor

59.04% (49 of 83 votes)

92

70

Kevin James

Comedian

0% (0 of 2 votes)

12

71

George Steinbrenner

Sports Executive

71.43% (5 of 7 votes)

82

73

Harvey Pekar

Artist

0% (0 of 2 votes)

72

74

DJ Qualls

Actor

0% (0 of 7 votes)

67

75

Joey Buttafuoco

Outlaw

14.29% (1 of 7 votes)

17

76

Garry Shandling

Comedian

66.67% (2 of 3 votes)

60

77

Meat Loaf

Vocalist

27.57% (75 of 272 votes)

16

78

Joe Walsh

Vocalist

66.67% (2 of 3 votes)

71

80

Art Garfunkel

Vocalist

0% (0 of 2 votes)

73

81

Brian Posehn

Comedian

0% (0 of 0 votes)

65

82

Howie Mandel

Actor

18.75% (6 of 32 votes)

14

83

Barry Bonds

Baseball Player

69.02% (1386 of 2008 votes)

74

84

Dick Vitale

Sportscaster

0% (0 of 0 votes)

83

85

Richie 'La Bamba' Rosenberg

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

76

86

Jeff Van Gundy

Basketball Coach

0% (0 of 0 votes)

79

87

Jimmy Johnson (NFL)

Sportscaster

0% (0 of 0 votes)

3

89

Don Vito

Daredevil

100% (26 of 26 votes)

94

90

Lemmy Kilmister

Vocalist

0% (0 of 5 votes)

23

91

Hideki Matsui

Baseball Player

60.0% (150 of 250 votes)

68

91

Jose Canseco

Baseball Player

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

5

92

Bill Parcells

Football Coach

100% (5 of 5 votes)

15

93

Ric Flair

Wrestler

67.74% (21 of 31 votes)

90

94

Ralph Nader

Advocate

0% (0 of 1 votes)

47

95

Dennis Kucinich

Politician

40.0% (2 of 5 votes)

42

96

Horatio Sanz

Comedian

47.37% (9 of 19 votes)

30

97

Dom DeLuise

Comedian

57.78% (52 of 90 votes)

95

98

Emeril Lagasse

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

51

99

Kevin Federline

Dancer

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

38

100

Brad Pitt

Actor

49.37% (78 of 158 votes)