The Resume

(May 17, 1973- )
Guitarist/Vocalist for Queens of the Stone Age (1996- )
Drummer for Eagles of Death Metal (1998- )
Plays guitar and occasionally drums for The Desert Sessions (1997- )
With Queens of the Stone Age, recorded the songs ‘No One Knows,' ‘Go with the Flow,' ‘Little Sister,' ‘In My Head,' and ‘Burn the Witch'
Featured on ‘Killer Queen: A Tribute to Queen' covering the song ‘Stone Cold Crazy' with Eleven
Played guitar on the Foo Fighters' song ‘Razor'
Engaged to Brody Dalle of the Distillers

Why he might be annoying:

He keeps the equipment he uses secret, and will often lie about it in interviews.
He is a chain smoker.
He is a druggie.
He is heavily tattooed.
He has performed nude.
Most of QOTSA's songs are about sex, drugs, and violence.
When playing with the Eagles of Death Metal, he goes by the name ‘Calro Von Sexron.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He can play guitar, bass, and drums.
During a performance of ‘Little Sister' on Saturday Night Live, Will Ferrell came onstage and played cowbell with QOTSA dressed as his character from the Blue Öyster Cult sketch.
He did a dueling guitar part with Dave Grohl on the Foo Fighters' song ‘Razor.'
He started playing guitar at the age of 9.
He fired Nick Oliveri from QOTSA because Nick physically abused his own girlfriend.
He is considered one of the nicest guys in rock and roll.

Credit: Rocky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Annoyatorium's Least Annoying of the Noughts [2000-2009] (Ranked: 6)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5171973)
• Drummers
• Guest Voices on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Performed At The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert [September 27, 2022]
• I Performed At The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert [September 3, 2022]
• I Performed with David Grohl
• I Portrayed Elvis
• Look at Me, I Got a Microphone
• Look at Me, I'm Giving the I Love You Sign
• Look at My Guitar
• Profiles 17501-17750 (Ranked: 17690)
• Queens of the Stone Age
• Redheads - Male
• Rocky's Least Annoying (Ranked: 21)
• Rocky's Profiles [Series 2]
• Sound City: Real To Reel

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 19 Votes: 89.47% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 34 Votes: 91.18% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 66 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 17 Votes: 5.88% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 53 Votes: 52.83% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 426 Votes: 64.32% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 246 Votes: 90.65% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 42 Votes: 40.48% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 53 Votes: 62.26% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 116 Votes: 57.76% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 158 Votes: 58.23% Annoying