The Resume

(January 10, 1990- )
Born in Natick, Massachusetts
Raised in Woodbridge Township, New Jersey
Drafted 27th overall by the Washington Capitals in the 2008 NHL Entry Draft
Stanley Cup champion (2018)

Why he might be annoying:

He looks like he is stoned in pictures.
He enjoys golfing.
Despite being a top defenseman, he did not receive his first Norris Trophy nomination until the 2019-20 season.
His nickname is 'Carly.'
He does commercials for the Ledo's Pizza chain.

Why he might not be annoying:

He scored the overtime winning goal for the U.S. that clinched the gold medal at the 2010 IIHF World Junior Hockey Championship, which ended Canada's run of consecutive gold medals at five.
He established himself as a mainstay on the Capitals blueline in his second season with the team.
He was a member of the first Capitals team to win the Stanley Cup (2018).
He set a new Capitals franchise record for most assists recorded by a defenseman.
He played a solid defensive game, and did it without flash.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Hockey News Top 100 Defensemen (Ranked: 70)
• I am a New Englander
• I Became a Dad in 2015
• I Became a Dad in 2018
• I Married in 2014
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• NHL Defensemen
• NHL First All-Star Team - Defensemen (Ranked: 2020)
• Ontario Hockey League Alumni
• Profiles 47251-47500 (Ranked: 47306)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 29]
• Washington Capitals

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying