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Damian Priest

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    (September 26, 1982- )
    Born in New York City, New York
    Birth name is Luis Martínez
    Wrestled for Ring of Honor and WWE
    Formed 'The Judgment Day', alongside wrestlers Finn Bálor, Dominik Mysterio and Rhea Ripley on WWE
    Playable and downloadable character on 'WWE 2K22' and 'WWE 2K23' video games
    Of Puerto Rican descent

Why he might be annoying:

    He has jacked teeth (with a snaggletooth).
    He is very gothic, and likes to dress all in black, oftentimes portraying a priest.
    He used to wear eyeliner in his earlier wrestling heyday, and looked just like actor Brandon Lee from 'The Crow' (1994).
    He wears fingernail polish.
    He sometimes sports long box braids, sometimes dyed blue.
    Growing up, he was a big fan and a collector of hand-to-hand combat weapons.
    He went through a couple of ring names during his wrestling career before settling with 'Punishment Martinez', which made him into a star. (But it didn't stick).
    He admitted that he was a big fan of The Undertaker growing up, and gotten a tattoo of the latter tattooed on his arm, but soon had the tattoo covered up.
    His body is full of tattoos.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is titled a former one-time ROH World Television Champion on Ring of Honor.
    Before WWE, he was once homeless, living in his car, at one point, in order to stay committed to wrestling, because the business wasn't paying him enough in the early stages. (Never give up).
    Ring of Honor tried to keep him around longer. When his contract came to an end with the promotion, they offered him a new deal to try and make him stay. But he ended up taking the deal with WWE later on instead. (Good call).
    He slimmed down after being very portly in his earlier wrestling career.
    He learned Japanese Gōjū-ryū karate from his martial artist father.
    He is a 'melophile', which means a person who loves music, and he can probably tell you the name of any song and each music artist, if he wanted to.
    He used to be trained by 'Monster Factory.' (Which means don't try him in the ring. He is very lethal).

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 205 Votes: 30.24% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 46 Votes: 21.74% Annoying