The Resume

(1926-1967)
Wrote two unpublished novels with his lover, Joe Orton
Murdered Joe Orton

Why he might be annoying:

He murdered his best friend and lover by bludgeoning him nine times with a hammer.
He then killed himself afterwards.
He wore a toupee.
All his literary works were failures.
He was jealous of his lover's success.
He and his lover were sentenced to six months jail for stealing and defacing library books.
He started a relationship with an eighteen year-old when he was twenty-five.

Why he might not be annoying:

He put up with a lot of shit from Joe Orton for fifteen years.
He died sooner than Joe Orton did.

Credit: Madame Ash

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• I Committed Suicide
• I Died in 1967 (Ranked: 41)
• I Died of a Drug Overdose
• I Was Part of a Murder-Suicide
• Nasal Voices
• Profiles 10751-11000 (Ranked: 10773)
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 19670809)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 41 Votes: 19.51% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 64 Votes: 48.44% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 54 Votes: 42.59% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 54 Votes: 70.37% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 41 Votes: 68.29% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 106 Votes: 76.42% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 79 Votes: 73.42% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 141 Votes: 70.92% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 364 Votes: 69.78% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 509 Votes: 49.90% Annoying