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Elijah Dukes

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Baseball Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    Despite being considered a top ranked prospect, his attitude was viewed as a concern to the Rays.
    He was arrested for domestic violence five times before his 25th birthday.
    He fathered five children with four different women in a four year period.
    He had a restraining order filed against him, after he threatened to kill his estranged wife.
    He raped and impregnated a 17 year old foster child who was in his family's care, and threw a Gatorade bottle at her when she attempted to confront him about being the child's father.
    The Nationals hired an ex-police officer to 'babysit' him to make sure he conducted himself in a professional manner during his tenure with the team.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He played both baseball and football in high school.
    He recorded a home run in his first official major league at-bat.
    He was ranked among the top 25 baseball prospects by Baseball America.
    He sought anger management counseling after his volatility proved to be an issue with the teams he played for.

Credit: Ricky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 35 Votes: 74.29% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 30 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 60.38% Annoying