The Resume

(December 15, 1967- )
Played 1st Base for Boston Red Sox, Anaheim Angels and New York Mets (1991-)
Hit over 300 career home runs
1995 American League MVP

Why he might be annoying:

He sat out the entire 2001 season due to injury.
He led the league in strikeouts for two seasons.
He was around 300 lbs. for most of his career.
He has started many bar brawls.
He claims he doesn't go to strip clubs anymore, but confirmed reports prove otherwise.
He once tried to field a foul ball and ended up falling into the dugout.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is trying to slim down his weight.
He bats left handed.
He is a generous tip giver at strip clubs.
He has been active with youth charities.
He ranked #58 on Forbes 1999 Power 100.

Credit: Eric Hartman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 989 Sports MLB Covers (Ranked: 2000)
• AL MVPs (Ranked: 1995)
• AL RBI Leaders (Ranked: 1995)
• AL Silver Slugger - First Basemen (Ranked: 1995)
• American Legion Graduates of the Year (Ranked: 1997)
• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12151967)
• Forbes' Celebrity 100 Power Ranking [1999] (Ranked: 58)
• I am a New Englander
• I am Left Handed - Male [Q-Z]
• I Attended Pawling [Duchess County, NY]
• I Attended Seton Hall University
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• Los Angeles Angels
• McFly's Profiles [Series 2]
• New York Mets
• Out of Shape Athletes
• Profiles 7501-7750 (Ranked: 7694)
• Steroid Users Named in the Mitchell Report [December 13, 2007]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 98 Votes: 52.04% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 35 Votes: 54.29% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 25 Votes: 32.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 26 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 72 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 91 Votes: 45.05% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 90 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 143 Votes: 35.66% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 75 Votes: 32.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 103 Votes: 72.82% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 138 Votes: 67.39% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 253 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 298 Votes: 63.76% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 465 Votes: 69.25% Annoying