The Resume

(March 23, 1982- )
Born in United States
Based in Carlisle, Massachussetts
First castoff on Pirate Master

Why he might be annoying:

Assuming a victory, he wanted to put up a billboard of himself where the runner-up lived.
He named his dog Machiavelli.
He raised an extreme stink when Joe Don became the first Captain of the Ship.
He considers himself an ‘unapologetic nerd.’
At the first Pirate’s Court, he threatened to take home the crew’s two compasses upon his elimination (the decision was unanimous).

Why he might not be annoying:

Scientist by day, (lead) Chippendale dancer by night — interesting combo.
He threw himself into the ‘romantic pirate’ premise: modeling as one, writing short pirate romances, etc.
He refuses to drive when he can cycle.
He gets his motivation from seeing the smiles on female customers.
He recovered the first treasure chest of the game — by remembering basic information about crocodile habits and habitats.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bee Stung Lips
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 03]
• Lion Manes
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 20251-20500 (Ranked: 20399)
• Sourpuss Faces
• There is Something about Crocodiles

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 84.62% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 134 Votes: 44.03% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 20 Votes: 95.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 28 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 48 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 239 Votes: 47.70% Annoying